“Risky Business,” a classic 1983 film starring Tom Cruise, explores the adventures and misadventures of a high school student named Joel as he navigates through risky endeavors and unexpected situations. Filled with memorable quotes, the movie captures the essence of taking chances, embracing uncertainty, and seizing opportunities. Here are 50 iconic quotes from “Risky Business” that encapsulate the spirit of adventure and the thrill of living on the edge.
1. “Sometimes you gotta say ‘What the heck,’ and just take a chance.” – Joel Goodson
2. “Every now and then, say, ‘What the heck.’ ‘What the heck’ gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.” – Joel Goodson
3. “It seems to me that if there were any logic to our language, trust would be a four-letter word.” – Joel Goodson
4. “The dream is always the same. Instead of going home, I go to the neighbors’. I ring, but nobody answers. The door is open, so I go inside. I’m looking around for the people, but nobody seems to be there. And then I hear the shower running, so I go upstairs to see what’s what. Then I realize there is no shower. And I’m in the house alone.” – Joel Goodson
5. “Sometimes you just gotta say, ‘What the f**k,’ make your move.” – Joel Goodson
6. “I’m not gonna steal anything from anybody unless they got it coming. Just like you wouldn’t bust into a pharmacy and steal penicillin if you were dying of syphilis.” – Joel Goodson
7. “I don’t believe this! I’ve got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I’m being chased by Guido the Killer Pimp.” – Joel Goodson
8. “Who’s the U-boat commander?” – Joel Goodson
9. “Sometimes I get so lonely, it’s like I’m the only sane person in the world.” – Joel Goodson
10. “I’m sorry. I can’t do that. I got a trig final tomorrow and I’m being chased by Guido the Killer Pimp.” – Joel Goodson
11. “In life, sometimes you gotta say, ‘What the heck.'” – Joel Goodson
12. “I guess sometimes you just gotta say, ‘What the heck.'” – Joel Goodson
13. “Looks like University of Illinois!” – Joel Goodson
14. “Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then, say ‘What the f**k.’ ‘What the f**k’ gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.” – Lana
15. “It’s an artful maneuver, the death of a classmate. A stroke, an accident, a heart attack. They never happen to just anyone.” – Joel Goodson
16. “The Princeton Admissions Officer.” – Joel Goodson
17. “Yeah, Princeton. Here I come!” – Joel Goodson
18. “I was worried that I was going to have to put away my white socks and penny loafers and start dressing like a convict.” – Joel Goodson
19. “I’d like to go out with you tonight, but I have to wrestle with my economics final.” – Joel Goodson
20. “This isn’t life! This is fantasy, Joel! When are you going to wake up and realize that?” – Lana
21. “Look, Joel, I’ll be straight with you. I need money.” – Lana
22. “Sometimes you just gotta say, ‘What the heck.'” – Joel Goodson
23. “The dance of love.” – Joel Goodson
24. “God, it seems like yesterday we were in high school.” – Joel Goodson
25. “Looks like University of Illinois!” – Joel Goodson
26. “I’ll do anything you want me to do. I’ll do anything.” – Lana
27. “This is Princeton, not the Marines.” – Joel Goodson
28. “Sometimes you just gotta say, ‘What the heck,’ and go for it.” – Joel Goodson
29. “It’s like being on a roller coaster ride. You just gotta ride it out.” – Joel Goodson
30. “Who’s the U-boat commander?” – Joel Goodson
31. “Looks like University of Illinois!” – Joel Goodson
32. “Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then, say ‘What the heck.’ ‘What the heck’ gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.” – Lana
33. “What do you say we watch a little TV?” – Joel Goodson
34. “Just don’t forget to wear your dancing shoes.” – Joel Goodson
35. “It’s like being on a roller coaster ride. You just gotta ride it out.” – Joel Goodson
36. “I’ll do anything you want me to do. I’ll do anything.” – Lana
37. “You’re not even human. You’re a mutant.” – Joel Goodson
38. “Sometimes you just gotta say, ‘What the heck,’ and go for it.” – Joel Goodson
39. “I have no idea what I’m gonna do next.” – Joel Goodson
40. “You’ve gotta be kidding. You wanna live with those guys?” – Joel Goodson
41. “I’d like to go out with you tonight, but I have to wrestle with my economics final.” – Joel Goodson
42. “This isn’t life! This is fantasy, Joel! When are you going to wake up and realize that?” – Lana
43. “I have a trig exam tomorrow, and I’m being chased by Guido the Killer Pimp.” – Joel Goodson
44. “You’re the one who keeps telling me I need to have more self-confidence.” – Joel Goodson
45. “I’m sorry. I can’t do that. I got a trig final tomorrow and I’m being chased by Guido the Killer Pimp.” – Joel Goodson
46. “It seems to me that if there were any logic to our language, trust would be a four-letter word.” – Joel Goodson
47. “Every now and then, say, ‘What the heck.’ ‘What the heck’ gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.” – Joel Goodson
48. “I have no idea what I’m gonna do next.” – Joel Goodson
49. “You’re the one who keeps telling me I need to have more self-confidence.” – Joel Goodson
50. “I have a trig exam tomorrow, and I’m being chased by Guido the Killer Pimp.” – Joel Goodson
Risky Business Quotes By Tom Cruise
- “It’s like University of Illinois, I mean, doesn’t anyone want to accomplish anything or do we just want to make money, make money, just make money, yeah, like a lot of money? Porsche. There is no substitute.” – This quote highlights Joel’s initial shallow desires and materialistic priorities.
- “Some of the girls are wearing my mother’s clothing.” – This line is a funny understatement of the wild situation Joel finds himself in after inviting his friends over while his parents are away.
- “It was great the way her mind worked.” – This quote, referring to Lana, hints at Joel’s growing attraction and appreciation for her intelligence and independent spirit.
- “Relax. It’s just a little collateral damage.” – This nonchalant attitude towards causing minor chaos reflects Joel’s naivety and lack of experience with real consequences.
- “Sometimes you gotta say ‘what the f*,’ make your move.”** – This line, delivered by Miles, Joel’s friend, encapsulates the film’s theme of taking risks and seizing opportunities.
- “I’m losing my mind!” – This outburst captures Joel’s frustration and desperation as things spiral out of control during the party.
- “I’m not a criminal. I’m a business man. A freelance entrepreneur.” – This quote, spoken while trying to avoid trouble with Guido, the pimp, adds a comical element to Joel’s attempts at appearing sophisticated.
- “I need a miracle.” – This desperate plea reflects Joel’s realization of the seriousness of the situation he created and his need for a quick solution.
- “There’s one thing I’ve learned in all my years. You gotta say yes.” – This final line suggests Joel’s personal growth and his embrace of new experiences, lessons learned from the risky situation he faced.
- “Alright, alright, alright.” – This iconic line, repeated throughout the film, has become synonymous with the movie’s carefree and rebellious spirit.
Risky Business Funny Quotes
1. “Sometimes you just gotta say, ‘What the heck,’ and make your move.”
2. “Looks like University of Illinois!” – Joel Goodson
3. “The dream is always the same. Instead of going home, I go to the neighbors’. I ring, but nobody answers. The door is open, so I go inside. I’m looking around for the people, but nobody seems to be there. And then I hear the shower running, so I go upstairs to see what’s what. Then I realize there is no shower. And I’m in the house alone.” – Joel Goodson
4. “Who’s the U-boat commander?” – Joel Goodson
5. “Yeah, Princeton. Here I come!” – Joel Goodson
6. “I’m sorry. I can’t do that. I got a trig final tomorrow and I’m being chased by Guido the Killer Pimp.” – Joel Goodson
7. “Sometimes I get so lonely, it’s like I’m the only sane person in the world.” – Joel Goodson
8. “I’d like to go out with you tonight, but I have to wrestle with my economics final.” – Joel Goodson
9. “I was worried that I was going to have to put away my white socks and penny loafers and start dressing like a convict.” – Joel Goodson
10. “You’re the one who keeps telling me I need to have more self-confidence.” – Joel Goodson
Risky Business Quotes By Miles
1. “Sometimes you just gotta say, ‘What the heck,’ and go for it.”
2. “Life is like a roller coaster ride. You just gotta ride it out.”
3. “It’s an artful maneuver, the death of a classmate. A stroke, an accident, a heart attack. They never happen to just anyone.”
4. “This isn’t life! This is fantasy, Joel! When are you going to wake up and realize that?”
5. “I’ll do anything you want me to do. I’ll do anything.”
6. “You’re not even human. You’re a mutant.”
7. “Just don’t forget to wear your dancing shoes.”
8. “You’ve gotta be kidding. You wanna live with those guys?”
9. “You’re the one who keeps telling me I need to have more self-confidence.”
10. “I have a trig exam tomorrow, and I’m being chased by Guido the Killer Pimp.”
