As the temperature rises, so does our sense of humor! Hot weather often brings about a myriad of comical situations and observations that we can’t help but laugh at. From sweating profusely to seeking refuge in air-conditioned spaces, here are 50 hilarious quotes about hot weather to brighten your day:
1. “I’m not saying it’s hot, but my ice cream just melted before I could eat it.”
2. “In this weather, I’m not sure if I need sunscreen or a fire extinguisher.”
3. “It’s so hot, I saw a squirrel picking up acorns with oven mitts.”
4. “I’m sweating like a snowman in July.”
5. “I’m not complaining about the heat, but my backyard thermometer just burst into flames.”
6. “It’s so hot, I saw two trees fighting over a dog.”
7. “This heat has me sweating like a glass of water in the desert.”
8. “It’s so hot, I’m considering moving to Antarctica for the cooler climate.”
9. “I’m not saying it’s hot, but my shoes just melted to the pavement.”
10. “This weather makes me want to take up residence in the freezer aisle at the grocery store.”
11. “I’m not sure if I’m sweating or if it’s just the air crying.”
12. “It’s so hot, my shadow just quit and walked away.”
13. “I’m sweating like a snowman on the Fourth of July.”
14. “This heatwave is making me question my life choices. Why did I move to the surface of the sun?”
15. “I’m not saying it’s hot, but my ice cubes are sweating.”
16. “It’s so hot, I’m considering using my oven as a place to cool off.”
17. “This weather has me wishing I could hibernate until winter.”
18. “I’m sweating like a glass of lemonade in the Sahara.”
19. “It’s so hot, even my imaginary friend asked for a glass of water.”
20. “This heatwave has me reevaluating my stance on global warming.”
21. “I’m not saying it’s hot, but Satan just asked for a snow cone.”
22. “It’s so hot, I could fry an egg on the sidewalk. If I had the energy to move.”
23. “This weather has me considering a career change to professional ice sculpting.”
24. “I’m sweating like a marathon runner in a sauna.”
25. “It’s so hot, my sunscreen just burst into flames upon contact with my skin.”
26. “This heat has me wondering if I accidentally angered the sun god.”
27. “I’m not saying it’s hot, but my air conditioner just filed for workers’ compensation.”
28. “It’s so hot, even the mosquitoes are carrying water bottles.”
29. “This weather has me wishing I had a portable glacier to follow me around.”
30. “I’m sweating like a popsicle in a microwave.”
31. “I’m not saying it’s hot, but my ice cream truck just melted into a puddle.”
32. “It’s so hot, I’m seriously considering investing in a personal fan helicopter.”
33. “This heat has me dreaming of swimming pools filled with frozen yogurt.”
34. “I’m sweating like a snow cone in Death Valley.”
35. “It’s so hot, I saw a chicken lay an omelet.”
36. “This weather has me seriously considering relocating to the North Pole.”
37. “I’m not saying it’s hot, but my ice cubes are sunbathing.”
38. “It’s so hot, I could cook a three-course meal on my dashboard.”
39. “This heat has me rethinking my stance on moving to the desert.”
40. “I’m sweating like a marathon runner in a sauna.”
41. “I’m not saying it’s hot, but even the birds have moved into the shade.”
42. “It’s so hot, I saw a cat trying to steal a dog’s water bowl.”
43. “This heat has me contemplating the benefits of becoming a vampire.”
44. “I’m sweating like a snowman in a sauna.”
45. “It’s so hot, I saw a fire hydrant flag down an ice cream truck.”
46. “This weather has me seriously considering investing in an iceberg.”
47. “I’m not saying it’s hot, but I just got a tan from standing too close to the microwave.”
48. “It’s so hot, my eyebrows are sweating.”
49. “This heat has me reevaluating my decision to wear black clothing in July.”
50. “I’m sweating like a candle in a heatwave.”
Funny Southern Quotes About Hot Weather
1. “It’s so hot, you could fry an egg on the sidewalk and it’d come out scrambled.”
2. “Down here, we don’t tan, we just turn into one big, walking sunburn.”
3. “It’s hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch out here!”
4. “The only thing hotter than this weather is the gossip down at the local diner.”
5. “You know it’s summer in the South when your car seatbelt doubles as a branding iron.”
6. “I’m sweating like a sinner in church on Judgment Day!”
7. “This weather’s so hot, it’s like standing behind a jet engine in a sauna.”
8. “In the South, we don’t need a sauna. We just step outside in August.”
9. “It’s so hot, even the devil’s taking vacation up North.”
10. “Down here, we measure the heat in layers of humidity, not degrees Fahrenheit!”
Funny Quotes About Hot Days
1. “It’s so hot, I’m considering renting out my shadow for some shade.”
2. “This weather has me seriously considering starting a popsicle stand on my front porch.”
3. “It’s so hot, I’m melting faster than the ice cream in my cone.”
4. “This heatwave has me wondering if I accidentally moved to the sun.”
5. “It’s so hot, my water bottle just turned into steam.”
6. “This weather has me rethinking my decision to wear black clothing. Funeral for my comfort.”
7. “It’s so hot, I saw a squirrel trying to hitchhike to the Arctic.”
8. “This heat has me seriously considering a career change to professional sunblock tester.”
9. “It’s so hot, my phone warned me it was going into ‘thermal shutdown’ mode.”
10. “This weather has me seriously considering investing in a portable iceberg.”
Famous Quotes About Hot Weather
1. “Summertime is always the best of what might be.” – Charles Bowden
2. “What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.” – John Steinbeck
3. “Sun is shining. Weather is sweet. Make you wanna move your dancing feet.” – Bob Marley
4. “Hot weather opens the skull of a city, exposing its white brain, and its heart of nerves, which sizzle like the wires inside a lightbulb.” – Truman Capote
5. “In summer, the song sings itself.” – William Carlos Williams
6. “Summer afternoon—summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.” – Henry James
7. “The summer night is like a perfection of thought.” – Wallace Stevens
8. “Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
9. “Summer, after all, is a time when wonderful things can happen to quiet people.” – Deb Caletti
10. “A life without love is like a year without summer.” – Swedish Proverb
